Why bother with those boring old ironing board when you can just cut through your wrinkled clothes with a chainsaw? Learn how to maintain your chainsaw
Who needs an ironing board when you can just set up an impromptu ironing station in the middle of a live volcano? Just be sure to pack your heat-resistant socks!
Why settle for mere steam when you can blast your clothes with a flamethrower? Just be careful not to burn down the house... or your eyebrows.